According to an inside source, Adam Sandler will be returning to Marblehead this coming spring to direct a romantic comedy starring Timothée Chalamet and Emma Stone. The movie follows the budding romance between a popular Tik Tok creator and his adoring fan. Chalamet takes on the role of Forest, an “E-boy” who gained his fame by posting slightly-suggestive POV content on the popular social media platform. Stone portrays Emily, a VSCO girl who discovered Forest’s content on her For You page and immediately fell in love. Hoping to win his attention, Emily incessantly duets and reacts to Forest’s point-of-view videos. For months, Emily cyberstalks Forest, hoping beyond hope to one day win his love, going so far as to create a fan page dedicated to him.
In a shocking turn of events, Emily is strolling the streets of her hometown on a stormy Valentine’s Day when her heel gets stuck in a rain gutter, causing her to take a spill. Sitting in a puddle on the ground while the skies open up above her, Emily, panicking, rushes to pick up the contents of her fallen Fjällräven Kanken backpack. Out of nowhere, a strange young man comes to her rescue, retrieving her pink Hydro Flask from the muddy asphalt road. She looks up, only to recognize the chocolate brown eyes and disheveled hair of her Tik Tok love: Forest.
Emily and Forest, immediately smitten with one another, fight to keep their love alive, while their identities forbid their union.
This Romeo and Juliet-esque rom-com has the potential to be the next great Netflix original Valentine’s Day movie. The star-crossed romance of the two talented actors will grace the streets of Marblehead over the coming months, likely to bring fame to our quaint community. Marblehead residents are encouraged to audition for the roles of VSCO girl number one, E-girls number 2 and 3, and pizza delivery boy. The auditions will take place at Piper Field on April 14th at 7 p.m. All hopeful stars are required to wear all black, so pop out.
The filming is set to occur outside of Tony’s Pizza, Vesuvius, and Fresca’s. Sandler must really like our pizza!