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April 2020/21
Creative

Sports Are on a Roll, and Athletes Are Having a Ball!

Track will be run full hamster style with the exception of the throwing events. For jumpers and hurdlers, there will be zorbs with extra elasticity to optimize bounciness and allow for peak performance.

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April 2020/21
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The New New Way to Enjoy The Cinema

If the offender does not move away from the “CinemaSuit” within the next ten seconds, an air bubble with a radius of six feet will be shot out (in order to protect the “CinemaSuit” inhabitant) and three gallons worth of disinfectant will be sprayed into the surrounding area.

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April 2020/21
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Zoom A Capella: A Permanent Solution to a Temporary Problem

To quote one musical genius, “To sing on Zoom is to hear a symphony of voices from people who don’t know what in the world they are supposed to be doing.” ~ Beethoven, probably.

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April 2020/21
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Rebranding Marblehead

Although both the School Committee and the community are overjoyed with finding the perfect name for our perfect next generation, they couldn’t help but wish they could use some of the other great suggestions thought up in preparation for the vote.

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April 2020/21
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Attention MHS Students: New Schedule Coming Fall 2021

Although students will need time to adjust to the unorthodox structure of this course, they will learn invaluable emergency preparedness skills that will prove useful in our age of clone armies and drone warfare.

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April 2020/21
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Chimps Make Next Step Towards Planet of the Apes

Some of the leading primatologists such as former supervillain Elizabeth Smith believe that this increase in spare time could lead to further technological and/or social advancements in chimpanzees, similar to how it did for humans.

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Headlight Contest: Cabin Fever Drawing

When I think about Cabin Fever, I feel the helplessness of been stuck in a small area and lost for my future when there is heavy snow outside, so I drew it.

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Headlight Contest: Cabin Fever Short Story

“Alfie, what is it?” She sobbed, pulling at her hair in a mania to stop the sound, “I’m right here. Dahlia! Me! I’m here,” a metallic taste filled her mouth as her teeth began to chatter beyond control.

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The Wandering Man

The Wandering Man* roams the streets Searching but never finding Lonely but never minding Restless eyes dart, target to target From a crack in the sidewalk To a bird in the tree From a paint chipped fence To his own bare feet Unsteady footsteps are hesitant; uncertain As if each next step is too burdened […]

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