Everyone deserves delicious banana bread—unless you are allergic to bananas!
Author: Caroline Johnson
Sports Are on a Roll, and Athletes Are Having a Ball!
Track will be run full hamster style with the exception of the throwing events. For jumpers and hurdlers, there will be zorbs with extra elasticity to optimize bounciness and allow for peak performance.
A Cookie Compilation
Even if your holiday festivities look very different than in past years, you can still whip up delicious treats for your family. All of the recipes were created by me and are gluten and nut free so everyone can enjoy them!
How to Spice Up Your Quarantine
While this might seem like the time to grab a bag of chips for lunch and call it a day, being stuck at home is actually a great opportunity to expand your culinary skills. Right now, most of us don’t have to stick to a tight schedule and have more time to cook a meal,…
Tips for Pod Dating: When Reality TV Gets Real
Americans were enthralled with the recent Netflix reality series, Love is Blind, which featured a group of hopeful singles trying to find the loves of their lives. Unlike most reality dating shows, the singles dated each other in “The Pods,” where they were separated by a thin wall and couldn’t see the face of the…
Recipes You Must Try This Valentine’s Day
Recipes You Must Try This Valentine’s Day Caroline Johnson, Junior Heart-Shaped Banana Pancakes Adapted from a recipe by Food Network Start a love-filled day in a heart-shaped way! Ingredients Two large eggs One banana ¼ teaspoon pumpkin pie spice Chocolate chips (optional) Directions: Blend the eggs, banana and pumpkin pie spice in a blender until…
Advice From Happy Hart
NOTE: This column is for COMEDIC ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES only. It’s anonymous authors are NOT certified or qualified in any way to give emotional advice. If you are seeking advice on any real-life issues, consult a friend, family member, school social worker, or another trusted individual. Dear Happy, I’m in crisis! I invited my girlfriend over…
Midterms Recipes
Midterms can be stressful, so here are some quick, easy, and healthy recipes for you to prepare while studying! Apple Overnight Oats Ingredients: ½ cup oats ½ cup milk or milk substitute 1 diced apple 1 tbsp of yogurt of your choice (I think Siggi’s cinnamon vanilla is really good in this recipe) 1 tbsp…
Adults Mocking Teens and Children in the Media isn’t New, But it is Wrong
President Donald Trump’s recent tweet about teenage climate change activist, Greta Thunberg, has sparked a lot of criticism and outrage, but it’s not the first time an adult in a position of power has targeted a minor in the media. The sixteen-year-old, who is a passionate and powerful environmentalist, was declared Time’s Person of the…
After Vape Detectors, What’s Next?
In response to the success of the newly installed vape detectors, the administration has unveiled a second project. Over quarter four, assuming success with grant applications, MHS will unveil state of the art Pheremonal Predetection Devices, colloquially known as BO detectors. A pilot device, installed last Thursday in the gym bathrooms, has already provided meaningful…