To quote one musical genius, “To sing on Zoom is to hear a symphony of voices from people who don’t know what in the world they are supposed to be doing.” ~ Beethoven, probably.
Rebranding Marblehead
Although both the School Committee and the community are overjoyed with finding the perfect name for our perfect next generation, they couldn’t help but wish they could use some of the other great suggestions thought up in preparation for the vote.
Attention MHS Students: New Schedule Coming Fall 2021
Although students will need time to adjust to the unorthodox structure of this course, they will learn invaluable emergency preparedness skills that will prove useful in our age of clone armies and drone warfare.
Chimps Make Next Step Towards Planet of the Apes
Some of the leading primatologists such as former supervillain Elizabeth Smith believe that this increase in spare time could lead to further technological and/or social advancements in chimpanzees, similar to how it did for humans.
When Can Kids Get the COVID Vaccine?
While it has been shown that children don’t transmit the virus at the same rate as adults, they can still spread it. By vaccinating kids all the people they come in contact with will be protected, including parents, grandparents, teachers, coaches, and any other adults children may be around.
Writing Without Knowing What You Want to Say
And yet, when I was eight years old and pressed my pencil too hard onto each page, was my writing worse than it is today? Sure, I have practiced advanced techniques and shared complex ideas, but has this pursuit only complicated my once simple understanding of what it means to write?
MHS Needs a Plan for Self-Isolating Students
While satisfaction varied, my peers consistently mentioned a lack of consistency in communication and between the plans of individual classes. According to student testimony, MHS does not have a standardized education plan for students under quarantine.
Days In a Pandemic
What happens when we are not seeing anybody? Perhaps this is an opportunity to get dressed and look nice for ourselves. We deserve to feel special at any time, on any day, under any circumstance.
Urinetown! Not the Place, Of Course, The Musical
I mean, not many could say that they’ve been part of, or even seen a Zoom musical. As Ms. Frigon wonderfully said to the cast, “Let this show be a light in our time of struggle.”
Potential School Schedule Change
“The schedule has changed back and forth between hybrid and remote often so it can be very taxing to constantly adjust your schedule every week… it’s difficult when students are consistently unsure about what their weekly plan is going to look like.”