“I just feel like an unprepared child. That mature feeling I hoped to have this year just doesn’t exist.”
MHS Marks Day of Silence
“I have been lucky enough to not experience bullying in school due to my gender or sexuality, but now I know what being unheard feels like.”
Schedules are Changing, AGAIN! Here’s How To Keep Yourself Sane
We’ve all been guilty of procrastinating, and it’s not something we can get rid of in the snap of our fingers, but it is something we can all work on.
To Time Travel or Not to Time Travel
After all of these issues become apparent, it is no surprise if someone begins wondering whether or not time travel is even worth it?
Album Review: Oddisee’s Odd Tape
Each song is different from the last, which keeps the album from becoming stale.
Another Schedule Change
“The first day was pretty awful,” said one freshman student.
Caroline’s 10/10 Coconut Chocolate Chip Banana Bread
Everyone deserves delicious banana bread—unless you are allergic to bananas!
Music to Awaken Your Zombie-fied Soul
Kids who previously dragged their way through each school day now feel overjoyed, one going as far as to say that she’s scheduled for mouth surgery to remove the permanent smile slapped on her face through the healing properties of Top 40 on the intercom!
Sports Are on a Roll, and Athletes Are Having a Ball!
Track will be run full hamster style with the exception of the throwing events. For jumpers and hurdlers, there will be zorbs with extra elasticity to optimize bounciness and allow for peak performance.
The New New Way to Enjoy The Cinema
If the offender does not move away from the “CinemaSuit” within the next ten seconds, an air bubble with a radius of six feet will be shot out (in order to protect the “CinemaSuit” inhabitant) and three gallons worth of disinfectant will be sprayed into the surrounding area.